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Old 01-29-2017, 10:20 AM
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No lie, just minutes ago I was talking to the wife about this (trying to recruit her for my next video).
I've noticed that if you want hits on YouTube you need tits. Ran across this video about a certain gun the other day. Really informative, short and to the point and well put together. 20,000 hits. Now that is a respectful hit count for a gun most would never buy even if they had the money. Next vid. Attractive middle aged woman with tight jeans and a tight T shirt on (and big boobs) just shooting the gun at a milk jug, 800,000 hits. Next video, 30 something in bikini top (big B or small C cup) just shooting the gun (you never even saw what she was shooting at) 1.7 million hits. See a pattern here?
I am putting a new boat restore move together now. It's about a Donzi 16. Think I will call it "the naked 16 project".
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Old 01-29-2017, 02:39 PM
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I will change my own oil, and then rub sun tan oil on her.
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Old 01-29-2017, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Speedracer29
Cool stuff.

A few months after my wife and I started dating she helped me rebuild a pair of 1050 Dom's. I did one while she followed along with the other
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Old 01-29-2017, 02:48 PM
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BTW, you guys have seen the YouTube channel EyeHandy...right ?

If not:
https://www.youtube.com/user/EyeHandy/videos
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BTW, you guys have seen the YouTube channel EyeHandy...right ?

If not:
https://www.youtube.com/user/EyeHandy/videos
First thing that came to mind when I watched a few seconds of the original video.
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:04 PM
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Yeah. She's got the look and the attitude.
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:33 PM
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You all have herd of Porn Hub, right?
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Old 01-29-2017, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by f_inscreenname
You all have herd of Porn Hub, right?
Nope.

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Old 01-30-2017, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by SB
BTW, you guys have seen the YouTube channel EyeHandy...right ?

If not:
https://www.youtube.com/user/EyeHandy/videos
well, I checked out the "how to videos" on eye handy, but had to stop at "How to chill warm Beer in 5 minutes" with Stephanie. Shoot my ex wife had bigger melons & could freeze beer just by walking past it!
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