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    Talking Since were on Cell Phones read this

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private
    after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One
    the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    - "Hello?"
    "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    "Ummm, yes."
    "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are & I just saw
    beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it, please?"
    "What's the price?"
    "Only $15,000.00."
    "Well, OK, go ahead & get it, if you like it that much..."
    "Ahhh..... & I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the brand
    2001 models. I saw one I really liked & spoke with the salesman & he
    gave me
    a really good price......& since we really need to exchange the BMW that
    bought last year........."
    "What price did he quote you?"
    "Only $60,000..."
    Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    "Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing......"
    "What's that ?"
    - "Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling
    bank account & ...... ummm...... well, I stopped by the real estate
    this morning & saw that house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!!
    Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area,
    "So, how much are they asking?"
    "Only $850,000 - a magnificent price.....& I see that we have that
    much in
    the bank to cover..."
    "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?"
    "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
    "Bye...I do too..."

    The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head & closes the phone's
    Then he holds the phone up & asks to all those present: "Hey, does
    know who this phone belongs to?"

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    Just imagine coming home to a new 830k house, mercedes, and a mink coat!

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