OT: Risk's Photo of the Day (10/10)
 

Never, EVER, soak your pumpkin in booze.........:D;)

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I think we have all been there at least once!

Paying homage to the porcelain god...:D :D :D

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:D :D :D :D :D First time ever on the board, I'm going five smilies. Think there's going to be one of those on our porch?

Risk Taker's right - happened to mine last year:

Damn C......what had your pumpkin been eating.......:D;)

Thanks U.T.........I'm honored :cool::cool:

Looks like he tried to get into a drinking match with Diane.:D :D :D

That's "Your Highness Dianne" to you....

TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-0R-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some.

6. Person giving you some, doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for nine months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one will think you're weird. (This one is especially funny to some people we know)

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. No guilt the next morning.

And, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex....

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door