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    OT - Halloween Party

    The Halloween Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and
    as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Inasmuch as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
    rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and
    devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
    Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed so off they went to one of the cars and had a little nooky.
    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
    evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I lent my costume to!"

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    AAAAAWWWWW .........YUCK!!

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    or the punchline can go like this......"When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. Since i didn't need my costume and being the nice guy that I am, I lent it to your father. He said he had a hell of a time."


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