traviss |
10-12-2002 10:23 PM |
I gave up on that F^&kin puter changein thing.. I am mostly drunk now and full of mexican.. some leftovers mom left in the fridge before they left.. are you suppose to eat it if its green :eek:
Here I sit all broken hearted when to **** but only farted, as I got up to wipe my ass out came the gas. It was a nasty sight , pants around my ankles and **** all over and all I wish is that I was clean and sober. As I move around with a big.. big.. frown I soon notice I might just drown.. I open the window to let the water roar and there goes my beer right out the door. Now I'm pissed and drunk as I stroke my skunk waiting for relief, but sure enough smells like a nasty qweef. The ****ter shoots water 5 ft high theres **** floating I think I might die. As I rip the john off of the floor my pants around my ankles I scrammble out the door, now all covered in **** and water all over the floor, I stumble outside to give the john a toss and by golly the nieghbors are at a loss. The one guy yells and the other guy laugh's and all I had to say was I F%^ked there wifes half to death..
:D :D
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