Burning Rubber
10-13-2002, 12:32 PM
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Burning Rubber
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.
The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What
are those for?" The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.
The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What
are those for?" The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber.
10-13-2002, 02:45 PM
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You guys didn't know that Travis is dating Ms. Michigan?? Go ahead, hold out your right hand, palm facing you....see it....looks like the state of Michigan. Left hand keep your palm facing away from you. He can date two different Ms. Michigans at the same time if he wants!!!!
LOL!!!!
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10-13-2002, 02:49 PM
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foul go sit on your ass and watch tv 
when you gonna stop robbing the cradle?and ms. michigan is only used during the week
I took advantage of the ex little lady friday night, its doesn't happen much, just was at the right spot at the right time
