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Originally posted by IDRPSTF
Travis, Dont ever offer up the whole farm like that. Girls dont like desperation, they can smell it like meat...Its Scary! Have you learned nothing from the board. Lie to the ladies...try this line "Ill be busy with strippers monday, 18 year old twins tuesday, wednesday is for the chic next door whoes husband is in Vegas, Thursday is for your ex that keeps coming back because you are a talented freek of nature, Friday is your night out with the two girls that only love you more than they love each other, Saturday is the night you go out with your friends who are setting you up with a Russian model, but mabe you have a little free time on Sunday...After church of course!
Travis, Dont ever offer up the whole farm like that. Girls dont like desperation, they can smell it like meat...Its Scary! Have you learned nothing from the board. Lie to the ladies...try this line "Ill be busy with strippers monday, 18 year old twins tuesday, wednesday is for the chic next door whoes husband is in Vegas, Thursday is for your ex that keeps coming back because you are a talented freek of nature, Friday is your night out with the two girls that only love you more than they love each other, Saturday is the night you go out with your friends who are setting you up with a Russian model, but mabe you have a little free time on Sunday...After church of course!
OOOOOOH BROOOOOOTHER .........
What an example you are setting for the new boys over there....
eeeh, weeeell at least they know you're a true sales man!
Last edited by RiverGirl; 10-24-2002 at 01:13 PM.