OT: Current events test
 

Pause just a few moments and reflect back, by taking the following multiple choice test:

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

3. During the 1980s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people! were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wily Coyote, Daffy Duck & Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists from the ages of 17 to 40

Nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling! So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, former Speaker of the House, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal-of-Honor winning former Governors.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the empty-suited, nitwit, brain-dead attorneys and judges that want to thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of themselves.