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    Talking OT Something you guys will like

    Cool things about being a man:

    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3. Your last name stays put.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from
    getting laid.
    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your
    new haircut.
    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10. Same work .. more pay.
    11. Wrinkles-add character.
    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency
    crotch adjustments.
    13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    15. People never glance at your chest when you're
    talking to them.
    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
    19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    20. You can open all your own jars.
    21. You get extra credit for the slightest act ofthoughtfulness.
    22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
    23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the
    passenger's seat.
    25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for
    hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me."
    27. No maxi-pads.
    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same
    outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    29. You are not expected to know the names of more
    than five colours.
    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
    turn a nut on a bolt.
    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
    35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25
    relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
    37. The world is your urinal.

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    Charter Member #71 Charter Member
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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Cigarette 35 Cafe Racer
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    Jun 2001
    St. Petersburg, FL
    Right on!!!

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    STL / LOTO

    Thumbs up

    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Registered Milord's Avatar
    My Boats:
    1986 Four Winns Liberator 241
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    Jul 2001
    Lake St. Clair, Canada

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    Uncle Toys
    Guest's the point

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    Registered hot water's Avatar
    My Boats:
    2000 382 Formula Fastech
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    Feb 2002
    Northern California

    And whats up with you woman and #6

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    Official OSO boat whore Charter Member
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    8' row boat
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    Oct 2000
    Mequon, WI

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