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Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
> > > > > > sat him down for a
> > > > > > little fireside chat. He said, "Jack, let me tell
> > > > > > you something. On my
> > > > > > wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my
> > > > > > pants, handed them
> > > > > > to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' She
> > > > > > did, and said,
> > > > > > 'These are too big; I can't wear them.' So I
> > > > > > replied, 'Exactly. I wear
> > > > > > the pants in this family, and I always will.' Ever
> > > > > > since that night, we
> > > > > > have never had any problems."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Hmmm," said Jack. He thought that might be a good
> > > > > > thing to try. So on
> > > > > > his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to
> > > > > > Jill, "Here, try
> > > > > > these on." She did and said, "These are too large,
> > > > > > they don't fit
> > > > > > me." And Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in
> > > > > > this family, and I
> > > > > > always will. And I don't want you to ever forget
> > > > > > that." Then Jill took
> > > > > > off her pants and handed them to Jack and said,
> > > > > > Here, you try on
> > > > > > mine." So he did, and said, "I can't get into your
> > > > > > pants." And Jill
> > > > > > said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
> > > > > > attitude, you never will."

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