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    OT - Joke DeJour (Troutly this is a 5)


    A first grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
    Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".
    And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
    should know.
    The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
    Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
    The principal and Harry both agreed.
    Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
    Harry Replied: Legs
    Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
    Harry replied: "Pockets."
    Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Harry: "Pants"
    Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
    Harry: Coconut
    Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
    Harry: Bubble gum
    Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and
    before he could stop the answer.
    Harry: Shake hands
    Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
    Harry: Firetruck
    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."

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