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    Talking Thursdays thoughts to ponder

    Ponder the following.........

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
    these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat
    the next thing that comes outta it's ass".

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your gynocologist leave the room when you get undressed if
    they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!

    What do you call male ballerinas?

    Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
    call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

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    Uncle Toys

    Some good **** in there. But there is a typo!

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