OT: Monday Morning Quickie !!!
11-04-2002, 10:16 AM
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OT: Monday Morning Quickie !!!
One afternoon a little girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie. Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up and then the Mommy puts it in her mouth and then it sort of explodes and that's how you get babies".
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... that's how you get jewelry."
Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie. Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up and then the Mommy puts it in her mouth and then it sort of explodes and that's how you get babies".
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... that's how you get jewelry."
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