A congregation honors a preist for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.

When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.

He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your preist, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up and start to get dressed.

He says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry at you!