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    Talking OT: Are you a Democrat? Here's a test

    Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Simply quit thinking and vote that
    But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you
    must have first. Compare these below and see how you rate.

    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders

    how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans,

    are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
    of Chinese communists.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
    cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
    by yuppies driving SUVs.
    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
    is natural.
    7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments

    create prosperity.
    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
    activists from Seattle do.
    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually

    doing something to earn it.
    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
    of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
    parts of the Constitution.
    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more

    important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E.
    Lee or Thomas Edison.
    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
    and set-asides aren't
    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
    anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
    but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens,
    transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
    manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
    Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

    Vote Democratic... It's easier than getting a job.

    Last edited by Baja Daze; 11-05-2002 at 08:07 AM.

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