That reminds me of an old joke:
Man suffering from various health problems goes to see his doctor with his wife. After the doctor checks him over, he sends him out to the waiting room and says, "Send your wife in here, I need to speak to her."
With the husband out of earshot, the doctor tells the wife that her husband is suffering from severe stress and that if something isn't done about it he could die from a heart attack. The wife says, "What can I do to help?" The doctor says, "It would help a lot if he got regular blow jobs."
On the way home in the car, the husband asks the wife, "So what did the doctor tell you?"
The wife responds, "The doctor says you're going to die."