POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS WHEN REFERRING TO THE FINER TRAITS OF OUR
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
> AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
> She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
> She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
> She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
> She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
> She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED..
> She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
> She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
> She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
> She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
> She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
> She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
> PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
> She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT
> MEN AND BE
> POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
> LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
> He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
> He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
> ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
> He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
> He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
> DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
> He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
> ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
> He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case
> of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
> He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
> He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
Digital Photography & Video one BYTE at a time !
So, would I make a rectal-cranial inversion of myself if I were to approcah a chemically inconvenienced, sexually focused, breasted american at a bar and ask "How much for a BJ?"
Alum Metal Fab
Custom Marine Sales
Dave's Custom Boats
Diamond Performance Parts
Double R Performance
Elton Porter Insurance
Fastboats Marine Group
GGB Exhaust Technologies
Grand Sports Center
Ilmor High Performance Marine
Lake Cumberland Marine
Lake Havasu Boat Show
Marine Technology Inc
McLeod Design Group
Performance Boat Center
Performance Marine Trading
Potter Performance Engines
Ron Sporl Performance
Speed and Custom Marine
Total Dollar Insurance
Teague Custom Marine
Wake Zone Marine Insurance
Young Performance Marine