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    Talking OT: Hump Day Blonde Joke

    To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not
    wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

    Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep, and managed to get sunburned on his "tool of the trade." Being very determined he decided not to miss his date, as it was with a hot blonde. He decided to put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation.

    The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, he treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, his sunburn started acting up.

    After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

    The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk.

    Baffled, the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those things!"

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