SHARKEY-IMAGES

POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS WHEN REFERRING TO THE FINER TRAITS OF OUR
SPECIES
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
> AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
> AMERICAN.
>
> She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
> APPRECIATIVE.
>
> She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
>
> She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
> SUPERHIGHWAY.
>
> She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
> COMPANION.
>
> She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED..
>
> She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED.
>
> She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
>
> She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
> ENHANCED.
>
> She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
> REPETITIVE.
>
> She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
>
> She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
> PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
>
> She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST
> PROVIDER
>
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT
> MEN AND BE
> POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
> LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
> FACILITY.
>
> He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
>
> He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
> ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
>
> He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
>
> He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
> DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
>
> He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
> ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
>
> He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case
> of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
>
> He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
> EMPATHY.
>
> He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
> CHALLENGED.

timucin

HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

CigDaze

So, would I make a rectal-cranial inversion of myself if I were to approcah a chemically inconvenienced, sexually focused, breasted american at a bar and ask "How much for a BJ?"

ChrisK

nice....

florida gator

Baja