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    Platinum Member Platinum Member Tinkerer's Avatar
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    ALTO, MI

    It was a cold stormy night

    It was a cold, dark, stormy night......

    They were together in the house.
    Just the two of them.
    It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
    The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he
    watched her jump.
    She looked across the room and noticed his strong
    appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and
    protect her from the storm.
    She wanted that...more than anything.

    Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.
    She screamed.
    He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
    He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
    He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

    He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
    The storm raged on...
    And there came a moment when
    each knew that they had to be together.
    They knew it was wrong.
    Their families would never understand.
    So consumed were they in their embrace that
    they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a
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    Hey even if it ain't broke it's still fun to tinker with it.

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    Registered H20 Cowgirl's Avatar
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    1986 Chris Craft
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    Lawrence, KS

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    Registered Whitey's Avatar
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    boats boats boats etc.
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    Oct 2000
    Eaton Rapids, Mi , USA
    Good one Steve!

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    Charter Member#157 Charter Member MnFastBoat's Avatar
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    1999 Advantage 28' Cat
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    Minneapolis, Mn, Usa
    all I can say you is HAVE to send that into the Americas Funniest Animals show.
    This Cat is trying to keep up with the Big Dogs

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    STL / LOTO

    Thumbs up

    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Too funny

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