Didnt want to throw the R word out but this is to damn funny

Crazy Baptism...

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only the
janitor was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will
out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor. He
them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a
Then he said, "Now go out and play." When they got outside, dripping wet,
one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said,
"We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you. We're not Bablist
they dunk all of you in it. We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?" "Yes. What do you
think that
means?" "That means we're Pisscopalians."