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  1. #1
    Registered Consintracy's Avatar
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    O.T. Boyfriend 5.0

    Thought about putting this under the "Women are so......" thread, but thought I'd leave that in the Thought this was kinda' cute....

    Dear Help Desk,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    Please help!


    Dear Desperate,

    Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

    Beer 6.1 is a virus that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.

    I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3

    --Help Desk

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    Registered JUSTONCE's Avatar
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    maybe he just needs some more bandwidth(space)lol

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    Charter Member #319 Charter Member
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    just like the *****....she does not even mention how good the hard drive is...

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    Registered florida gator's Avatar
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    Registered martiniboat's Avatar
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    Brussels, Ont. CAN. Landlocked between Lake Huron, Ontario and Erie

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member mcollinstn's Avatar
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    just once

    I tried to zoomup your avatar but the detail went to [email protected] Please post a fullsize of it in the nekkid section.
    I see London, I see France...

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    Registered H2Xmark's Avatar
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    Funny stuff there Tracy, hope you get your system up and running!

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