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11-22-2002, 10:33 AM
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Hey Ladies.......
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. Why do men get married? A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. Why do men get married? A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them.
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11-22-2002, 10:44 AM
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1.Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half of the time!!!
2. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
3. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half of the time!!!
2. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
3. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
11-22-2002, 10:47 AM
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in
convenience stores and drive-through windows
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
convenience stores and drive-through windows
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
11-22-2002, 10:51 AM
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the **** out of you.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the **** out of you.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.
11-22-2002, 10:58 AM
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Mom's have Mother's Day, father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday
Palm Sunday
