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    Talking Afternoon chuckle

    FREE FRUIT.....

    There was this girl who was a prostitute, but she didn't

    want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

    group of prostitutes and the girl was among the group. The

    police had each of them line up.

    The girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Not

    willing to let her know the truth, the girl told her

    grandmother that some people were passing out free oranges

    and she was lining up for some.

    Grandma wanted oranges too, so she went to the back of the

    line. A policeman was going down the line asking for

    information from the prostitutes. When he got to grandma,

    he was bewildered and asked, "You are so old, how do you do


    "Oh, it's easy. I just take my dentures out and suck them


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    owe my god thats disturbing

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    Little Johnny strikes again...

    The third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

    Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was really good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
    Liberty and I was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Well, that was very good Sally, but I want the word "fascinate".

    Johnny raised his hand.

    The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language, but finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

    Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so damn big, she can only...' fasten eight'."

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