O.T.-Why aren't you married?
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Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
What, And Give 1/2 Of Every Thing I Own To Some *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT Me..
Single Man With Lots Of Toys.... Jeff |
cause its cheaper to stay single...
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Amen Catmando!!
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Wait a minute....I just accepted a proposal:eek:
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Sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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True story. Just prior to the purchase of my third Cigarette, my ex-fiancee' Vicki and I were at her families party at their house on a canal. A 35 Cafe Racer rumbled by and I was all smiles. She commented on 'how intrusive' they were because of the noise. (she obviously did not share my love of Cigarette's) An argument ensued. Her cousin commented 'Well I guess there isn't another Cigarette in you future." My response, "No, I guess there is not a Vicki in my future". Vicki and I broke up that night.
There is a happy ending to this story though. Vicki has left the state and I am madly in love with the 38 Cigarette Top Gun I purchased. Barry |
Tracy,
Sorry about your luck:o :o Definition of proposal: Long term proposition:D :D |
barry
LMAO best one today:D :D :D :D
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Barry
:D :D :D Better than any of the jokes I've seen today! |
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