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Old 11-25-2002, 10:15 AM
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This is Jenny Jones...has anyone seen my Boss, Ssherman? He left to Key West last week and I haven't heard from him other than a bunch of jumbled messages with loud music and lots of screaming! This morning I got a phone call from a girl named Tia, who says she has on a Cheetah-print fur shirt, a stack of business cards with Shane's name on them, and a Jesse James tattoo on her ass. Anybody know where I might start looking for him? She left her work number...it was a place called the "Red Garter"...anyone familiar with that resturant? I found his flight itinerary, but there is no return flight scheduled!!! Please help!
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:19 AM
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IF I WAS YOU, I WOULD START CALLING ALL THE LOCAL GAY BARS IN KEY WEST... YOU KNOW HOW SHANE GETS WHEN HE STARTS DRINKING! HIS TRUE COLORS COME OUT AND THOSE TEND TO BE THE COLORS OF A RAINBOW!!!!!!!
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:24 AM
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Ahhhhhh, the Red Garter.....such nice memories........
If he is stuck there, he is in good hands until his money runs out.
I can hear him now, "but she REALLY did like me".
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:29 AM
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You guys are too funny! So the RG is a strip club....I see. I wonder why he didn't take me?!?! I can pick up on the ladies better than him!
 
Old 11-25-2002, 11:23 AM
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Originally posted by ssherman
I can pick up on the ladies better than him!
i would have to agree, i've seen pictures....

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Old 11-25-2002, 11:43 AM
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Which ones? He doesn't have any good ones!
 
Old 11-25-2002, 11:49 AM
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Which ones? He doesn't have any good ones!
i think you were in a tuxedo shirt. i remember one on his truck too. so where are the good ones???

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Old 11-25-2002, 11:51 AM
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The "red Garter" , isn't that the real small narrow barely lit strip joint on Duvall ?
I have a vague memory of a place like that from last year!!
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Old 11-25-2002, 11:57 AM
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Chad: I'll never tell about other pics! Those were bad ones though..God, were we drunk! You think SSherman can get pics of us like that any other way?!?
 
Old 11-25-2002, 11:59 AM
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Oh I can't wait to see Shane's response to this one.

HELMETS ON!!
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