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  1. #1
    Registered hot water's Avatar
    My Boats:
    2000 382 Formula Fastech
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Northern California

    Talking Just Jokin Around

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
    are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . .
    No beer
    No booze
    No bars
    No television
    No cheerleaders
    No baseball
    No football
    No basketball
    No hockey
    No golf
    No tailgate parties
    No hooters
    No pork BBQ
    No hot dogs
    No burgers
    No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
    Rags for clothes and towels for hats
    Constant wailing from the guy next door
    because he's sick and there are no doctors
    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
    No chocolate chip cookies
    No Christmas
    You can't shave
    Your wife can't shave
    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
    cooked over burning camel dung
    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
    Your bride is picked by someone else
    She smells just like your donkey
    But your donkey has a better disposition
    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

  2. #2
    Uncle Toys
    No chocolate chip cookies

  3. #3
    Registered florida gator's Avatar
    My Boats:
    1996 Wellcraft Scarab Sport & 1990 Donzi GT210
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    Sep 2002
    Clearwater, Florida
    Wow, when you look at it that way you almost feel bad for the towel headed bastards.

  4. #4
    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    Feb 2001
    STL / LOTO


    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

  5. #5
    Registered HyperBaja's Avatar
    My Boats:
    1990 Baja 190 DSR
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    Sep 2002
    Lewis Center, Ohio
    But they can have like 4 or 6 wives too.

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