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    OT Miss Piggy and Terrorism

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    There is a low-tech answer to such high-tech threats: Pork. America should declare that the remains of terrorists who commit suicide attacks or are executed here will be wrapped in pigskins and lard and buried in unmarked graves.

    According to the Moskovsky Komsomolets newspaper, that is how Russian authorities handled the bodies of 50 Chechen terrorists who commandeered a Moscow theater on October 23. This hard-ball tactic toward mass murderers dovetails with their unbending faith in their twisted interpretation of Islam.

    They believe that contact with hogs slams the Pearly Gates shut. Hello, Miss Piggy. Goodbye, 72 virgins.

    Plagued by Islamic terrorists in the southern Philippines, U.S. Army General John "Blackjack" Pershing's troops captured six Muslim guerrillas in 1911. "You'll never see Paradise," one officer told the militants before five of them were shot with bullets dipped in pig fat and later shrouded in pigskins and buried among pork entrails.

    The surviving terrorist was allowed to escape, whereupon he told his
    comrades what he witnessed. The jihad stopped immediately, and peace prevailed for years.
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    I like the whole idea

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    Oink Oink

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    That would probably help, too bad all the PC freaks would have a fit. Until one of their friends is killed that is, then attitudes seem to change!
    PORK 'EM!!!!

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    I'll donate all the pork!

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