At a press conference today, Tipper Gore announced that she's going back
on the campaign trail with her husband, former Vice President Al Gore.
"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
"From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with Al, and may
occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties. This will
send a strong message to America."
"What is that message?" gasped astonished reporters at the news of this
rather startling announcement.
To which Tipper replied, "Read my lips, no more Bush."
That would be something else she can open and stick her foot into........
Was that just before she blew ľout a Firestone Shoe and rolled in the driveway?
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Put your best foot forward!
Something smells fishy about that tactic.
Then she could knit a neck scarf and tee off the fine folks at PETA. You know, for shaving a rat.......
Oh yeah, a on the original joke.....
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