It's the cinderella story.....former greens keeper.....now about to become the masters champion......oh he got all of that one....it could be...it is....It's in the hole!!!!! It's in the hole!!!!!!!

Excuse me sir.....if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.....

How about a Fresca! Mister scholarship winner!!!

It's a hybrid, a cross between Kentucky blue grass and california senseamillia(sp).

Cannonball coming!!!!

I SAID GOLFERS!!!!! Not Gofers!!! The furry little brown creatures!!!!! Oh?? well Ya .. We can do that, and we don't even need a reason.:D :D

The only good varmit poontang... is dead varmit poontang.... And thats all she wrote!!!

Oh yeah, well I'm late....... no stupid.....late for not being pregnant!!!

$10 says he picks his nose.

Yeah, well $20 says he eats it!!

And of course who could ever forget:

Noonan......noonan.....miss it...MISS IT!!!!!

Are you going to eat your fat?:D