I was doing 55 the other day in heavy traffic when a caddy driven by old fellow came into my lane. I had a wall to my left with no median. I blowing the horn for what seemed an eternity and the guy just keep on coming over. I hit him with my right front fender right on his left rear quarter. The amazing thing is that he didn't spin out. I couldn't believe it. The guy kept on going and never looked back. Naturally the cops got called for a hit 'n' run. It'll make for great Christmas talk around the table when the family realizes that grandpa just got hauled away to the clink.