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    Charter Member #927 Charter Member Payton's Avatar
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    Talking OT 80 year old man

    An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
    Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

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    Trim it Up! Platinum Member kitten's Avatar
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    Talking T T T

    too close to home...I'm sending this to my 90 year old grandparents, whom are trying to get some Viagra! t t t
    Peace & grace be to this place.
    ........ God bless the troops, always! :)

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    Talking Bear or Beaver??

    I heard that one a while back, but in the version that I heard it was a beaver instead of a bear. Sounds better when the old man exclaims that "someone else must have shot that beaver!", and the doctor replies "My point exactly!"

    A good'un!!

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