Ya, ya, ya, sell it to the Russians girls, I ain't buyin'. There is no reason in the world to take so long. I always say that at then end of a man's life, we should get back the time we spent waiting on women. I've got at least another ten years coming to me.
Oh, and don't leave out the part where they have to try on every stitch of clothes in the closet just to run down to Hooters for some wings. And what is up with asking us how it looks, as if OUR vote counts. Last night for instance, a couple we know were just stopping by for a quick drink, three different outfits were on her and discarded. We are considering moving into a nudist colony to save my sanity.