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    Originally posted by Risk Taker
    Just culling the herd.......
    BINGO!! Charles Darwin in action here, folks - improves the species over the long term.

    Speaking of which - anyone have this year's Darwin Awards handy????
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    There are some flat out hilarious parts of the movie, but it gets old after about 45 minutes or so. Pretty much the same stuff you see on the TV show, just more of it and a little more risk-ay. Funny as hell though, that's for sure!!!!

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    After reading this article I feel I have “Post Traumatic Non-Spectator Neuro Stress Disorder” That’s right. This just gave me PTNSNSD. And Being From So-Cal there is nothing left for me to do that Sue the writers and producers of Jackass. I have been advised by my Stellar attorney Larry H.Parker to Sue the Owners of Offshore Only .com and All who posted after the thread begin causing my to keep looking at the thread leading to further PTNSNSD. I am seeking retribution and hope the show will be pulled from the air, this website shutdown and all of the world children to hold hands and sing Com-by-yaw in there native tongue. Oh yes, I am also seeking about a billion dollars. If anyone else feels the same, let me know and Ill retain Mr.Shapero for a class action suit

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    I hope you were kidding

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    Originally posted by C_Spray
    BINGO!! Charles Darwin in action here, folks - improves the species over the long term.

    Speaking of which - anyone have this year's Darwin Awards handy????
    I think this is the most recent one? Still pretty good if not...

    First Place Candidate for this year's Darwin Awards.
    When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
    during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did
    something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and
    tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
    And now, the honorable mentions:
    The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
    machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance
    company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to
    have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger.
    The chef's claim was approved.
    A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
    during a blizzard in! Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had
    taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
    After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus Driver
    found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be Transporting
    from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence,
    the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a
    free ride.He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the
    staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
    fantasies.The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
    An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from
    serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he
    received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to
    see how close hecould get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
    A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter,
    and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
    pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk
    promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the
    $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer?
    $15.(If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime
    A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and
    a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE,
    For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The
    guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his
    life,because he'd been about to draw his gun.
    He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The
    embarrassed thief ran away and is still at
    large. In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the
    wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!"
    Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
    that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
    booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head
    at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief
    on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was
    made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
    As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed
    her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able
    to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
    Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
    the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the
    car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes,
    officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
    The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
    Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded
    cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash
    register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the
    clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked
    Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a
    chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
    pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper
    off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home... with the
    chain still attached to the machine... with their bumper still attached to
    the chain... with their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
    They were quickly arrested.
    When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a
    Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at
    the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near
    spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to
    steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank
    by mistake.
    The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was
    the best laugh he'd ever had.

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