I was in driving school this past Sat and they went around the room where everybody had to tell the instructor (a retired NY cop with an attitude) what they did wrong.
Girl in class: "I was speeding, going 95 in a 65 MPH zone"
Instructor: "What were you driving, a 4 cyl Honda?"
Girl in class: "Yes, I have a Honda civic"
Guy in class: "I was speeding going 105 in a 65 MPH zone"
Instructor: "That's pretty fast, what do you drive, a Honda civic?"
Guy in class: "No, I drive an SL500"
Instructor: "Wow, that's a nice car. A Honda goes 100 MPH, why do you need an SL500?"
Guy in class: "Because I can afford it."