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Chris288 12-18-2002 02:25 PM

Re: Re: Top 10 Powerboater Lies...
 

Originally posted by HyperBaja
as for the suddenly going faster.... on my motorized scooter, it just got louder and faster one day, i added a chrome "looks only tube" (tuned pipe) and said i did it for the sound and looks..... a week later i was in the hospital with 2 broken wrists :D

Not quite sure I would have shared the motorized scooter story :p :p because banging fat chicks is like riding motorized scooters,,, it's all fun and games until your friends find out. :D :D

THEJOKER 12-18-2002 02:25 PM

I've heard them all ......
 
# 12 - I'll be there Saturday morning @ 9:00 am to buy the boat.

# 13 - I'll be there Saturday morning @ 9:00 am with your sponsor check.

# 14 - Win a few races and then we'll sponsor you -

Sorry I had to throw some racing stuff in there - BH

formula31 12-18-2002 02:30 PM

How about, "its never been abused or run in rough water" or "Fresh water boat"

HyperBaja 12-18-2002 02:54 PM

Re: Re: Re: Top 10 Powerboater Lies...
 

Originally posted by Chris232
Not quite sure I would have shared the motorized scooter story :p :p because banging fat chicks is like riding motorized scooters,,, it's all fun and games until your friends find out. :D :D
that was a year ago!!! now i have my permit, and a set of keys to the Trans Am :D

My dad wants me to buy the 1993 thunderbird from them,AT, 5.0 but he wont trust me with keys to it now although he lives 10 miles away. but mom gave me a set to the 2000 TA :D

Turbojack 12-18-2002 04:04 PM

17. "This is the last time I am going to pull the motor. I'm getting to old for this"

18. " As soon as it hits 100 I will be happy & thru working on it."

19. "I'm happy with the speed it runs"

Ron P 12-18-2002 04:24 PM

She gets at least 5 miles to the gallon.

formula31 12-18-2002 04:32 PM

"What fat girl, that couldnt have been me"

hot water 12-18-2002 05:04 PM

I'll have your boat ready by Friday :D :D :D

hot water 12-18-2002 05:10 PM

This one I actually had to use myself

"I have know idea where that blonde hair came from."

Found by my wife while cleaning the boat
(good thing my wife doesn't know about OSO)

Advantage 12-18-2002 05:17 PM

-6) no.. i won't need a different truck if we buy this one


Ha, I've used that one a few times!


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