"The motors have just been freshed up...dyno time only"
:rolleyes:

i don't know if these are more
excuses, than lies, but here goes.
1 "i wasn't running full throtle" (usually after being passed)

2. "I'm to heavy, too much fuel"

3. "i didn't have enough fuel to keep running that fast"

4. " my significant other was yelling at me to slow down"

5. " your boat is smaller than mine"

6. " this think isn't running right"

7. " i've got a dinged up prop"

8. " trims not working right"

9. " i'm still breaking the motors in"

10. " it's too rough out"


anybody ever heard any of these

:D :D :D

I PROMISE I'll keep this one at least two years!

I never really ran the boat hard!

It only has 40 hours on it!

I'm affraid of rough seas!

I flushed it after every time we used it!

It's in perfect condition, a 10!

She was owned by a little old man in Ft. Lauderdale who drove to shooters and back!

I have no idea how those Gil race mounts got bent that way!

:p

# 55 - "This may feel a little funny"....

# 56 - "That grab bar is just for looks!"....

as you throttle up in 6 footers

How much does a GPS weigh? They all seem to slow a boat down about 10mph, Everyones boat runs 80mph till they put a GPS on It and it goes 67 on GPS:D

* Yeah... the pictures were taken in 1998, but she looks better now ..........

My favorites,,

fresh water only....

Dyno time only...

"But Honey, If we go faster, the ride will be smoother......we'll just go across the tops of the waves"

THIS WON'T HURT AT ALL........WELL...MAYBEE A LITTLE BUT YOU WILL ENJOY IT !