OT: Can anyone translate this for me?
 

A friend found these documents can anyone help??

and this one..

There is just a whole lot of jargan.. but the sum of it is that your a putz:D Where ya been doug??

It says you have just won the Fuhrer’s publishers clearing house sweepstakes for 50 Million marks redeemable at any of the 10,000 conveniently placed Gestapo interrogation facilities

The back side is some X10 camera crap (the Germans invented a lot of stuff)

I think you worry about your sales instead of trying to trasnlate
a menu from the german burger king.

In the name of the German of people,
I give The third step
of the Honor Cross
of Mother Gernamy

Berlin

The Fuhrer(Ruler, Dictator)
[Der Fuhrer was Hitler, of course]
-------------

That's what the first one says(or close enough)
I can't make out the second page.

Is that sign by hitler ????

The front sure looks like a Hitler signature and the back is signed by Field Marshal Himmler.

That should be worth something. Did your friend's dad take that from some dead Germany in WWII?

Ron you are correct it is German. cb

The one signature is Heinrich Himmler's, The other one is Hitler's.