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Dock Holiday 12-26-2002 11:57 AM

What makes life 100%
 
What makes life 100% ?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q
R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but
bull**** will put
you over the top.

And look how far kissing up will take you.

K I S S I N G U P
11 9 19 19 9 14 7 22 16 = 126%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH..?

Luv-N-It 12-26-2002 12:05 PM

:) :) :)

RCM255 12-26-2002 12:10 PM

thats good..and true:)

BobbyB 12-26-2002 12:10 PM

:D :D

Shah Mat 12-26-2002 12:11 PM

Good One:D

HyperBaja 12-26-2002 01:12 PM

Yep.

Reindl Powerboats 12-26-2002 02:03 PM

LOL

Hauling Trash 12-26-2002 02:05 PM

Too much time on your hands

Steet 12-26-2002 04:37 PM

DOC,, I know you can not wait until boating season again. You are bored, as I am. Have a nice holiday and see you soon. In Savannah I hope

MnFastBoat 12-26-2002 06:11 PM

American=1+13+5+18+9+3+1+14=64%
Minority=13+9+14+15+18+9+20+25=123%
Complainer=3+15+16+12+1+9+14+5+18=93%
Bosses Pet= 2+15+19+19+5+19+16+5+20=120%
Brown Noser=2+18+15+23+14+5+18=95%
Sucka$$= 19+21+3+11+1+19+19=93%

So this says if does not matter if you are a hardworking American that compalianes about the working conditions because even if you sucka$$ all it will take is to be ONE minority Brown noser to be the Bosses Pet to get over and above anyone else.


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