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01-07-2003, 08:26 AM
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OT: Tuesdays Humor Attempt
A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition.
Several weeks pass and the expedition party stumble upon a 3 foot tall pigmy standing near a 300 foot long dead dinosaur.
The scientist approaches the pigmy and exclaims, "Dear Lord! Did you kill this dinosaur?"
"Yep!" replied the pigmy.
"But, it's so big and you're so small!"
"Yep!" replied the pigmy.
"How on earth did you kill it?" inquired the scientist.
"With my club," replied the pigmy.
"How big is your club?" demanded the scientist.
The pigmy replied, "Well, there're about a hundred of us!"
Several weeks pass and the expedition party stumble upon a 3 foot tall pigmy standing near a 300 foot long dead dinosaur.
The scientist approaches the pigmy and exclaims, "Dear Lord! Did you kill this dinosaur?"
"Yep!" replied the pigmy.
"But, it's so big and you're so small!"
"Yep!" replied the pigmy.
"How on earth did you kill it?" inquired the scientist.
"With my club," replied the pigmy.
"How big is your club?" demanded the scientist.
The pigmy replied, "Well, there're about a hundred of us!"
01-07-2003, 04:20 PM
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01-07-2003, 04:31 PM
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Well, Speaking about pigmys...I'm not sure if this will get past the OSO gods or not ...just keep in mind I'm not saying anything bad...your the one thinking it here goes...
Know the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of pigmys
The pigmys are a bunch of cunning runts
here goes...Know the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of pigmys
The pigmys are a bunch of cunning runts
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