If this is your first visit, please click the Sign Up now button to begin the process of creating your account so you can begin posting on our forums! The Sign Up process will only take up about a minute of two of your time.

Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    New Hampshuu !!

    OT: Almost TGIF Attempt At Humor

    The Surgery .........

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

    The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

    However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
    came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

    One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly
    repay you?"

    "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

  2. #2
    Registered Rico's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Syracuse, NY
    loved it uppy:

  3. #3
    My Boats:
    25' Checkmate Convincor, 19 Checkmate Convincor, 23 Crownline, a Sea Doo, a 12' sailboat, and two kayaks!!
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    King george, Virginia/Potomac River
    Good One

  4. #4
    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Cigarette 35 Cafe Racer
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    St. Petersburg, FL

  5. #5
    Charter Member #590 Charter Member Laveyman's Avatar
    My Boats:
    1998/2005 Eliminator 33 Daytona Twin 950 HP
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Corona, CA
    That one gets the closely guarded Laveyman's 's!!! Good one RT!!!

  6. #6
    Uncle Toys
    I only wish

Similar Threads

  1. OT: TGIF Humor !!
    By Risk Taker in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 08-08-2003, 10:38 AM
  2. OT: TGIF Afternoon Humor Attempt !!
    By Risk Taker in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 08-01-2003, 01:57 PM
  3. OT: TGIF Humor !!
    By Risk Taker in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 10-25-2002, 08:50 AM
  4. TGIF Afternoon Humor - some quickies !!!!
    By Risk Taker in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 03-08-2002, 06:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:41 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2016 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Original Poster In Postbit provided by Original Poster In Postbit v1.0.0 (Free) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.