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Thread: Evening funny

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    Registered HyperBaja's Avatar
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    Evening funny


    I went to the store the other day, and I was in
    there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
    there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
    about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
    continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
    pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
    writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called
    him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second
    ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
    for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was
    parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
    each day. It's important.

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    Registered MitchStellin's Avatar
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    Ok a** hole, you can mail the $500 for the tickets I got and another $500 for the R&R I got for the tires

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    Last 4th of July I was returning home from watching the fire works with my wife and was pulled over for 65 in a 55. Now I have not had a ticket in over 18 yrs, but I was driving my Corvette, and the wife said I should slow down but I was havin fun, the State Boy wrote me up, (NO BREAKS THIS TIME) and the wife thank'd him!!!!! and then could'nt understand why I got madd???? O,well and I still hear about it to this day....The wife is still havin fun...

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