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Thread: Driving

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    Talking Driving

    > 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO


    >2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK


    >3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all

    >lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY


    >4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on

    >accelerator: BOSTON


    >5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,

    >cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES


    >6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in

    >terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA


    >7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head

    >turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY


    >8. One hand on 12 oz Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling

    >cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on

    >steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE


    >9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating

    >between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,

    >throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS


    >10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear

    >window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:



    >11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above

    >windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the


    >blinker on: FLORIDA


    >12. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:.....


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    One hand on wheel. One hand grabbing crotch. Driver seat fully reclined. Young punks driving in .....WASHINGTON DC

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