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Old 01-16-2003, 01:42 PM
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> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

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>2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

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>3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all

>lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

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>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on

>accelerator: BOSTON

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>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,

>cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

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>6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in

>terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

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>7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head

>turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

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>8. One hand on 12 oz Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling

>cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on

>steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

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>9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating

>between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,

>throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

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>10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear

>window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:

>OKLAHOMA

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>11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above

>windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the

>left

>blinker on: FLORIDA

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>12. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:.....

>........ARKANSAS



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One hand on wheel. One hand grabbing crotch. Driver seat fully reclined. Young punks driving in .....WASHINGTON DC

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