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It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days, but here goes....

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing
in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between
them, and the beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of
a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son
of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
I have ever put my pecker in."

:rolleyes: :crazy: :D :D :D

Ha!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D