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    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    Arrow OT: Life Lesson Learned !!

    I was happy.

    My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

    One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
    invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

    What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.

    I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you
    have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    F l o r i d a

    Wink t t t

    [SIZE=1]sooo funny![/SIZE]
    Peace & grace be to this place.
    ........ God bless the troops, always! :)

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    Saw this as a dear Abby letter once, fake I'm sure, but funny.

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    And a six pack!

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    Saw it before. Still

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    Toledo Oh

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    Charter Member#157 Charter Member MnFastBoat's Avatar
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    its GOOD repeat
    This Cat is trying to keep up with the Big Dogs

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    oldie but goodie

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