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    Angry Joke before the Game(I guess)

    Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining candlelight vigil by his
    bed. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her
    praying roused him from his slumber. He looks up and his pale lips began to
    move slightly. "My darling Becky," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she
    "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired
    voice, "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing
    to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "Everything's all right, go to
    sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister,
    your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," Becky
    whispered softly. "That's why I poisoned you."

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    1996 Wellcraft Scarab Sport & 1990 Donzi GT210
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    Sep 2002
    Clearwater, Florida

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