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Cignificant 01-30-2003 03:46 PM

R U Gettng Old??
 
Someone emailed this to me. I'm unhappily in the "mid-40" range, so I can definitely relate to most of these.

It's amazing what 30 years can do. Think about this.
> > >
> > > 1972: Long hair
> > > 2002: Longing for hair
> > >
> > > 1972: The perfect high
> > > 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
> > >
> > > 1972: KEG
> > > 2002: EKG
> > >
> > > 1972: Acid rock
> > > 2002: Acid reflux
> > >
> > > 1972: Moving to California because it's cool
> > > 2002: Moving to California because it's warm
> > >
> > > 1972: Growing pot
> > > 2002: Growing pot belly
> > >
> > > 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> > > 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> > >
> > > 1972: Seeds and stems
> > > 2002: Roughage
> > >
> > > 1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
> > > 2002: Popping joints
> > >
> > > 1972: Killer weed
> > > 2002: Weed killer
> > >
> > > 1972: Hoping for a BMW
> > > 2002: Hoping for a BM
> > >
> > > 1972: The Grateful Dead
> > > 2002: Dr. Kevorkian
> > >
> > > 1972: Going to a new, hip joint
> > > 2002: Receiving a new hip joint
> > >
> > > 1972: Rolling Stones
> > > 2002: Kidney Stones
> > >
> > > 1972: Being called into the principal's office
> > > 2002: Calling the principal's office
> > >
> > > 1972: Screw the system
> > > 2002: Upgrade the system
> > >
> > > 1972: Disco
> > > 2002: Costco
> > >
> > > 1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> > > 2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> > >
> > > 1972: Taking acid
> > > 2002: Taking antacid
> > >
> > > 1972: Passing the drivers' test
> > > 2002: Passing the vision test
> > >
> > > 1972: Whatever
> > > 2002: Depends

TulsaLarry 01-30-2003 03:57 PM

:D :eureka: :crazy:

Yep, been there.

gdfatha 01-30-2003 05:41 PM

2nd time around:D :D :( :mad: :eek:

Donzigerl 01-10-2004 03:35 PM

nope! I refuse to get old!!!!!


I did alot of those things in 72 AND I look better and feel better today!!!!!

Although I still get the "relaspes" from the acid I did in cold showers(windowpane).....it passes!

I workout and eat clean.....only low carb beer.




:D A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!!!!

AND I look good in a bikini! STILL!!!!! *hehehe


5Xs the kidney stones and I drive a beemer!!!!! And own a Donzi AND a Searay!!!!!


Lifes gud!!!!!


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