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    Thumbs up A Friday Funny.....

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
    He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund
    starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he
    is lost.
    So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
    with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm
    in deep trouble now!"

    Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles
    down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

    Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy,
    that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around

    Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
    terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
    leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree
    figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection
    from the leopard. So, off he goes.

    But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
    figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
    leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himselfwith the leopard.

    The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop
    on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
    Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
    thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

    But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
    pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough
    to hear, the dachshund says, "Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an
    hour ago to bring me another leopard."

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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

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    he he he, good one!

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