Witchcraft
 

really....OK... here is the latest in the Packinair trilogy. If you have been here a while you remember my divorce over a year ago and the dog shooting, the 6 cops pulling me out of my house at 2am last january at gunpoint the eggos etc... WELL here is the latest..... I have not talked to my ex wife in over a year now.. I get a call at 8am this morning while on my way to the office.. it is HER:eek: So there is a few minutes of small talk.. She thinks I have moved to Florida to our house in the keys.... Then she gets to the point. We have a pretty large settlement coming up here in a few weeks from a bad accident 2 weeks after we got married (kind of a sad story there).. it has been in court for almost 3 years. she wants to change the % of who gets what. in our divorce agreement it states % on who gets what. that is filed and over with. she has some freakin ambulance chaser telling her he can get that reversed and get he a ton more from me. so the shake down begins.. we chat for about an hour I tell her I will get back to her.. She then calls me back a few hours later and asks for my decision, this turns into a 2 hour call.. by now I have talked to 4 lawyers and they all laughed their asses off. SOOOOO there is a few minutes of small talk and she starts telling me what the tarot cards have to say as she is doing a reading:confused: Umm ok...... then she starts getting emotional and mumbling stuff, so I asked what the hell she is babbling about... " I AM PUTTING A HEX ON YOU" so I chucked thinking she is breaking the tension with a joke.. "laugh now.. I am serious" Now keep in mind this is a girl with a masters in psych and an RN. SO I am now wondering after a bit or courious research if so many educated people are so into this is there something to it.. I did order an anti spell spell online for $19.95 just incase.. but in all reality I am kinda courious and looking for some REAL input even though I know I am going to get slaughtered by my OSO brethren

UPDATE as of 2-4-02

She called again this morning wanting to know if i had made a decision and that she has instucked the lawyer to cut 1 check in both names and we will sort it out at the bank.... HA FU*K THAT!!! "WELL WAIT A MINUTE HERE!! the cards said I have untill friday"????So then I inform her that her powers against me are useless because I have spent the $19.95 for the anti-spell spell that I ordered of a website.. She tells me I am a moron because her powers are much greater than any over the internet spell... I told her I have seen the power of the internet (just assk the As$hole that shop my dog;) ) and it seems pretty strong to me. SOOOO this was only a 30 minute conversation.. So I think I need to order her a broom and a witch costume.. and PER glassdave when she calls next time tell her I had my own reading done and got a card with a cat and it says I have 6 months to make a decision and not to call untill then :rolleyes:

send her one of these ;)

yea . . . . . an she turned me into a newt . . . . . :mad: :p :D

well . . . . . . . .i got better . . . . . :D

that wasn't her.. it was the 5th of jack :p :p

the one i drank ? . . . or the one she drank? . . . . :confused: :confused: . . . or was it the one you drank . . . hey all i know is somebody turned me into a newt :mad: :mad: :mad: an i hate it when that happens. . .

Hokus Pokus Dominokos Palle vu francie wewe jigjig buku.
Packinair you are now spellproofed but have to recite the previous incantation every morning in the mirror.

by the way . . . pass the toad this way . . . i'm start'n ta come down man . . . :rolleyes: :D :p

so that $19.95 anti spell spell isn't enough?? it seemed like a very reputilbe site

PA,
It's Bullchit ...total complete friggin bullchit:crazy:

And you have a happy birthday too:D