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    Gold Member Gold Member Iggy's Avatar
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    OT Wednesday funnies

    A Gastroenterologist claims these are actual
    comments made by his patients while he was performing

    "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man
    has gone before."

    "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    "Can you hear me NOW?"

    "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
    head is not, in fact, up there?"

    "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

    "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand
    out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

    "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    "If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

    "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

    "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

    "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there

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